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drinking, gambling, and golf...
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking bum, "If I
gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you MAD? I haven't played golf ever!"
The man said, "Well, I'm going to give you ten dollars & going to take you to my home. I just want my wife to see what a
man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"
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