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Man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," his friend replied, "and left me 25,000. Then in September my father died, leaving me 90,000."
"Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me 15,000." His friend continued.
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," concluded, the friend, "absolutely nothing."
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